An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for around
of golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking around the course the
Englishman's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on
the ground. Her skirt was over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers!
The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a
reason for her state of undress.
"Well, Darling," she explained, "you
give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one
notices."
The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and
says, "Here's a ten spot. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."
Two holes further along the Irishman's wife caught
her foot on a molehill, tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground. Again her skirt was
up over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers, either!
The Irishman was livid and he angrily demanded a
reason for her lack of undergarments.
"Well, Darling," she explained, "you
give me so little allowance, I cannot afford to buy undergarments."
With that, the Irishman thrusts his hand into his
pocket and says, "Here's a five spot. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."
Three holes further on, the Scotsman's wife caught
her foot on an exposed root, tripped up, and landed with her skirt over her head,
revealing that even she wore no knickers!
Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as
the others. Simply a lack of allowance.
The Scotsman thrusts his hand into his pocket and
says, "Here's a comb. At least you can tidy yourself up a bit."
