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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for around of golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking around the course the Englishman's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers!

The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress.

"Well, Darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices."

The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and says, "Here's a ten spot. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."

Two holes further along the Irishman's wife caught her foot on a molehill, tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground. Again her skirt was up over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers, either!

The Irishman was livid and he angrily demanded a reason for her lack of undergarments.

"Well, Darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance, I cannot afford to buy undergarments."

With that, the Irishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and says, "Here's a five spot. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."

Three holes further on, the Scotsman's wife caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped up, and landed with her skirt over her head, revealing that even she wore no knickers!

Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as the others. Simply a lack of allowance.

The Scotsman thrusts his hand into his pocket and says, "Here's a comb. At least you can tidy yourself up a bit."

 

 

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